Cleverbit http://www.cleverbit.org/ This is a feed of all notebook posts on my website. flat improvements http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1278 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1278 <p>We finally got our floor installed last week after much faffing around and being told by several builders that we were not able to accurately measure our own flat (we have nearly a whole box of wood left over and we didn't have to buy any extra). The first builder who came said that we didn't have enough wood, that we would need to wait at least 5 weeks for our wood to acclimatize, conveniently the same amount of time we would need to wait for him to do the installation, that he would "call my husband to discuss the details" every time I asked him a question, didn't actually show up. We had several more quotes, one of which was for 28 square meters (I *wish* we needed 28 square meters of wood for our living room and hall) and then we finally had the installation done last week. I've come to accept that when decorating an old council flat with brick and plaster walls, wiring running along the baseboard, and previous tenants with corner cutting strategies, one has to adopt a sort of big picture attitude. Yes, there are a few places where the floor didn't come out quite perfectly, like the bit of wood that isn't quite stained properly that was cleverly installed right in the middle of the living room floor, or the half inch gap along one bit of the hallway that was too narrow for another piece of wood which is now full of half a tube of sealant, but overall it is *soooo* much better than the awful carpet we had before. And it looks fantastic with our wall and trim colors and the furniture and rugs we've been accumulating. Kim even took a day off work to paint the trim in the living room while we had all the furniture moved out. Here are a few photos - you might also notice that we have replaced the old curtains and moved the furniture around a bit. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1344.jpg" alt="living room" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1345.jpg" alt="living room" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1346.jpg" alt="hallway" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1347.jpg" alt="new floor" /></p> <p>While we were rearranging furniture and cleaning, I can't even count how many times we hoovered the floor while we were moving furniture to prevent scratching our new wood floor and Kim is still walking around picking up bits of stuff, Kim went to the shop for supplies and Yuengling sat patiently by the door waiting for him. Until a bit of fluff drifted buy and she was distracted. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1348.jpg" alt="Yuengling waits for Kim" /></p> <p>Also our anniversary was this weekend and Kim bought me flowers :).</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1349.jpg" alt="flowers!" /></p> first steek cut http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1277 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1277 <p>I've been making slow progress on this project. I didn't get the neck decreases completed in time so I had to rip out a few inches and decrease more quickly. Hopefully the neck won't be shaped too oddly. I grafted the shoulders together which wasn't too hard and was quite satisfying in an organic seamless sweater sort of way and then I cut the first steek. I am quite surprised with how strong the arm hole feels now that I've picked up around the edge and started knitting. I was afraid that if I gave the arm a bit of a tug it would all just fall apart but the seam feels much stronger than that. Knitting the actual arm has been somewhat of a pain since I don't have any circular needles short enough for a small arm circle but my dpns are too short and I keep dropping stitches. Nevertheless I'm excited to get this project finished and see how it turns out. </p> <p>Here is a photo of the sweater from the front with the first arm started. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1342.jpg" alt="fair isle cardi body" /></p> <p>Here is a closeup of the second armhole before I cut the steek. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1343.jpg" alt="fair isle cardi arm hole" /></p> steam punk http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=139#entry_1276 Mon, 03 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=139#entry_1276 <p>I recently finished the book "Boneshaker" by Cherie Priest. I quite enjoyed this book. It was quick moving with likable characters and an interesting plot with just enough detail held back to make me want to keep reading but not so much that it was too confusing or hard to follow. The setting is Seattle some 20 years after an engineering contest gown awry in which a machine that was meant to dig for gold burrows its way through the city wreaking havoc and unleashing a deadly gas from under the earth onto the surface into the city. They story is full of fantastic Victorian mechanical contraptions like flying machines and mechanical prosthetic arms. I would recommend this book to anyone who enjoys light science fiction (and by light I mean less than 3 inches thick with minimal subplot and a list of main characters that can be counted on one hand). </p> <p/>I also read "The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters" by G.W. Dahlquist not terribly long ago. I think I enjoyed the writing style in this book a bit more but the plot was more confusing which made the overall experience a bit less enjoyable. The book is set in Victorian England and although there were less fantastical machines throughout the story there was one rather impressive and mysterious one surrounded by (dangerous) secret society. The main character is a somewhat predictable female - small, attractive, spunky, and of course capable of surviving any situation no matter how unlikely. She is accompanied by two much more likable male characters in her quest to uncover the truth and although the story is wrapped up sufficiently at the end of the first book to give one a sense of completion there is a second volume in the series which I have been considering reading but haven't yet gotten around to it. I was just having a quick skim of some of the Amazon reviews and while it is true that there is a rather long description of cream tea early in the book it makes me crave a hot cup of black tea with a bit of creamy milk every time I think about it. </p> Money http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=139#entry_1274 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=139#entry_1274 <p>I recently went to see a bit of fringe theater at a warehouse nearby with a few friends. The name of the play was "Money" and the play was apparently inspired by a French play about a banking crisis. Inside the warehouse was a huge black structure which was reported to be a Victorian machine of unknown purpose. When the play started the machine began producing steam and making lots of loud mechanical machine type noise and we were led up the stairs into the machine. Throughout the play we were led into different compartments which were full of trap doors and glass floors through which various characters appeared and disappeared wearing various costumes. At one point a door in the ceiling opened up and a whole bunch of multi colored plastic balls fell through into the middle of the room. Generally the play made little sense although I think one of the characters was selling something and possibly we as the audience were the buyers. There were some amusing moments early on and certainly the set was fantastic but overall I was more entertained by the set than the actual play. Generally I disapprove of audience participation although in this case it mostly worked well (except when I got hit in the head rather hard by one of the plastic balls that a fellow audience member threw with from across the room). As far as fringe goes it has quite a high production quality but in terms of conveying any distinguishable message I would rate it rather low. </p> getting going http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=158#entry_1273 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=158#entry_1273 <p>I started this project a week or two ago and I'm enjoying it but not too surprisingly it's a slow moving project. I'm using smaller needles than the pattern calls for (mostly because I just got a new pair of Turbo Addi needles that I really wanted to try out) and I'm doing a few extra pattern repeats to make up for the smaller gauge. Also I have more yarn than the pattern calls for which contributed to my bright idea to have a smaller gauge. (Oh, I forgot to mention this is the Stripes and Torchon lace wrap from Victorian Lace Today and the yarn is Cherry Tree Hill Merino Lace (2400 yards, yikes!).) (I seem have a surplus of punctuation at the moment but I blame it on the prime minister debate that Kim is watching which is making me want to squeeze the candidates and their oddly shaped ears between a couple of parenthesis to shut them up - even more so the crazy moderator who keeps randomly repeating the question for those of us with attentions spans shorter than two or three minutes.)</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1341.JPG" alt="Yuengling Apr 2010" /></p> Yuengling update http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=131#entry_1272 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=131#entry_1272 <p>I know how much you all love kittens and photos of kittens, especially Yuengling since she is the best of all possible kittens. Here are a few more photos of her and more importantly a few super cute <a href="http://www.cleverbit.org/movies.php">movies</a>! </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1338.JPG" alt="Yuengling Apr 2010" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1340.JPG" alt="Yuengling Apr 2010" /></p> socks finished http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=156#entry_1271 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=156#entry_1271 <p>I really want to start a new project so I sat down this weekend and finished these socks. They are a simple design but I'm happy with how they turned out. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1337.JPG" alt="finished socks" /></p> kitten action http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1269 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1269 <p>Yuengling and I spent the day together at home yesterday trying out my new spinning wheel (both how it spins and how it tastes), knitting (and knotting) various balls of yarn, and playing fetch. Yuengling has sort of learned to play fetch although she has a habit of returning the toy to the wrong location. I tried to get a photo but as soon as I got my camera out she refused to bring anything back (as you can see by all the toys scattered in the background). </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1333.JPG" alt="Yuengling" /></p> <p>Attacking stuff that moves and not fetching toys is hard work and Yuengling eventually fell asleep with her head dangling off the side of the blanket but not before she stretched out to her impressive full length of about 14 inches. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1332.JPG" alt="Yuengling asleep" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1331.JPG" alt="Yuengling stretched" /></p> <p>Oh and I almost forgot, Yuengling is a Fred Astaire fan.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1330.jpg" alt="Yuengling watching tv" /></p> new spinning wheel http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=140#entry_1270 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=140#entry_1270 <p>Kim and I were at our favorite antique place a few weeks ago and I found this ebony and ivory spinning wheel which I couldn't resist bidding on. It is much more ornate than my other wheel and I think it's meant for spinning flax because of the large distaff sticking out the top. I tried it out this weekend and it does spin although it feels a bit more fiddly than my other wheel. It has two bobbins (apparently spinning flax with two hands was a popular idea once) but I'm having trouble getting the one on the left to spin counter clockwise without the drive band coming off. Also several bits were broken off and I had to glue them back on so hopefully it will hold up. The hooks to guide the yarn onto the bobbin are mostly broken off so I couldn't spin much because I couldn't fill the bobbin properly. I'm planning to try to buy some tiny hooks to screw in myself but I'm not sure if I'll be able to fix it or not.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1334.JPG" alt="spinning wheel" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1335.JPG" alt="spinning wheel" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1336.JPG" alt="spinning wheel" /></p> still changing patterns http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1268 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1268 <p>Well, I finished the bottom section of the sweater and then switched to the tree pattern from the original inspiration design and although there are some common colors in the two different sections I didn't like how it was turning out.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1328.JPG" alt="fair isle progress" /></p> <p>So I decided to get a bit more yarn and just carry the bottom pattern throughout the sweater but with a few more color combinations. My plan is to repeat the brown/tan background for a few pattern repeats and then switch back to the blues. I couldn't get more of the dye lot for the darker blue so the blue on the top will be a different shade but hopefully it will look ok. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1329.JPG" alt="fair isle progress" /></p> <p>I'm much happier with how it looks now though I wish the tan color was a bit darker. I think I'm getting a bit better at fair isle but with a kitten constantly trying to run away with my balls of yarn it can be a bit tricky to keep a consistent tension. </p> meet Yuengling http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1267 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1267 <p>This is Yuengling (pronounced "Yingling") who we named after a great Pennsylvanian beer. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1327.JPG" alt="Yuengling" /></p> <p>She is about 12 weeks old and we've had her for less than a week. She is super active - think "ohh look something shiny!!". She is also teeny-tiny although she's doing her best to eat as much as a cat 10 times her size. She has a pitiful little meow that she's used quite successfully already to get into our bedroom after Kim and I decided she should stay out until we were sure that she is flee free. And while writing this blog entry I've discovered that she snores tinny little kitten snores. Her favorite activities are falling off things and attacking things, often both at the same time. </p> <p>She is a bit tricky to photograph since she doesn't sit still much. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1325.JPG" alt="Yuengling" /></p> <p>But fortunately she is about the size of a shoe so I can just pick her up to suggest a more photographic location with one hand while I get ready to snap a photo with the other. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1324.JPG" alt="Yuengling" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1323.JPG" alt="Yuengling" /></p> cleverbit icon http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=101#entry_1266 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=101#entry_1266 <p>Per the encouragement of at least 30% of my readership I've added a cleverbit.org icon. I was thinking of using a professional one I found on line but given how tiny they are it seemed more fitting to make one of my own. I did at least read a tutorial on how to make rounded edges :). </p> tea plants http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1265 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=100#entry_1265 <p>Check out these lovely tea plants I got for my birthday from my brother. I can't wait for them to get big enough to turn into actual tea. I also got some tea and coffee seeds so that I can grow my own plants but I'm not sure if my thumb is quite green enough for that. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1322.jpg" alt="tea plant Feb 2010" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1321.jpg" alt="tea plant Feb 2010" /></p> making slow progress http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1264 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=157#entry_1264 <p>I recently started my first real fair isle sweater. I've been itching to work on my fair isle technique and try out steeking for a while and I finally got started when I went on a wool shopping trip with a friend a few weeks ago. I was going to make a pattern from Vogue Knitting (Holiday 07) by Alice Starmore but I wasn't that excited about the pattern at the bottom of the sweater so I've been using an Alice Starmore book that I got for Christmas to make my own pattern inspired by the original Vogue pattern photos. I'm still going to try out the steeks, a technique that involves knitting the sweater as a long tube and then cutting the front opening with a pair of scissors, yikes! I haven't actually gotten to that part yet since I'm still working on getting my tension right. I've had to rip out the bit above the ribbing several times - a few times because one strand was so tight that it didn't show up properly in the pattern and a few times because I didn't like the color combination I used. I'm happy with how it looks now and hopefully the more I practice the less ripping out I'll have to do. I bought the number of colors and quantities of yarn needed for the sweater in the magazine and although I've been trying to keep the ratios sort of the same in my sweater I'm a bit worried that I might run out of one or two colors. I guess the good thing about fair isle is that if I have to get yarn from a different dye lot it hopefully won't show up too much. Here is what I have so far. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1320.jpg" alt="fair isle cardi start" /></p> first sock nearly finished http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=156#entry_1263 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=156#entry_1263 <p>I got this yarn for my birthday last year and I was in the mood to make some socks (or more accurately to wear some knitted socks) so I pulled it out and started knitting. I normally make my socks too loose so I tried to be a bit more careful with this pair. I started from the toe using "Judy's magic cast-on" from Socks from the Toe Up by Wendy Johnson. It worked really well and hopefully I'll be able to make the second sock the same even though I've let this project take so long that I'm forgetting how I did the shaping. I think I have a few notes scribbled on a bit of paper. Somewhere. Anyway, here is a photo of the first one. <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1319.jpg" alt="stripey sock progress" /></p> some progress both forwards and backwards http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=138#entry_1262 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=138#entry_1262 <p>Well I had a bit of a rough start with this sweater since I failed to pay enough attention to the hip dimensions and after several inches discovered that it was much too narrow. So I ripped it out, did some math, and stared over. Then I forgot the ribbing on the sides and instead of just dropping those stitches and picking them up in the right stitch, which would probably have been faster, I ripped out again. Now I'm up to about 6.5 inches with the correct width and side shaping. I think I'm going to have to stop and weave in the tails which I normally don't like to do because it impairs further ripping out but the ends are expanding and getting fuzzy and I think it would be wise to weave them in before they get worse. I didn't realize silk could get so fuzzy but I guess it is only partly silk so presumably it is the wool that is getting fuzzy. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1318.jpg" alt="slanted pullover progress" /></p> return http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1261 Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1261 <p>Today we had only part of a day before heading back to the airport so we started out with some quick breakfast and a visit to St John's Co-Cathedral and Museum. This Cathedral is truly a monument to the Knights of St John and their wealth. Every bit of the inside is covered with ornate carvings and statues and paintings and each of them contains the crest of the knight who commissioned it, and in some cases a likeness as well. We also saw what was once a receptacle for John the Baptists forearm (the one he use to baptize Christ) but the French stole the jewels and one of the Grand Masters of Malta removed the relic as he fled the city during an invasion so now its just a couple of gold and silver cherubs pointing to an empty gold container. We also saw some Flemish tapestries from 1702 which supposedly cost as much as an annual military budget but their colors were so washed out it was difficult to experience their opulence since I had just left the main cathedral and my eyes were still adjusting to the lack of glitz much as they do when coming inside on a sunny day. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1315.JPG" alt="St John's Co-Cathedral" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1316.JPG" alt="St John's Co-Cathedral" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1317.JPG" alt="St John's Co-Cathedral" /></p> <p>Whereas the audio guide for the palace armory was brief almost to the point of triteness the cathedral guide was long winded and full of details about the painters and the knights and grand masters and symbols and really anything they could think of. Often the narrator would start waffling on about some painting or sculpture or side chapel without given any indication of what he was referring to and at other times he described the obvious bits at length. Yes, having found the most famous paining in the whole place (conveniently denoted by signs, museum guards and no photography signs) I don't need the narrator to list the characters who appear in the painting, nor to describe what they are wearing since I'm looking right at it. </p> <p>After the cathedral we went to the Maltese Experience which we hardly felt we could skip given that every corner in Valletta contains at least one sign pointing tourists in its direction. When we were visiting the war museum a plaque at the end of the WWII exhibit said that as Malta gained its independence from England it wanted to make a move from a military based economy to one of tourism and industry. Well I think the Malta Experience was a direct result of that decisions. It is an "audio visual experience" cataloging Malta's long history of invasion starting with the original inhabitants and their impressive temples and catacombs and continuing through the Turks, Arabs, Knights, French, English and possibly a few others that I forgot and finally ending with a upbeat description of the Maltese people embracing change and diversity. The film was entertaining and amusing enough although some of the photos looked like they had been snapped in an afternoon by someone who ran around the city (much the way we did) quickly taking picture and sprinting to the next notable location. Some of them were blurry as if the wind was blowing the leaves of the plants in the palace courtyard or the photographer was taking shots on the sly when the museum curator wasn't looking. We also had a bit of lunch and zipped around the art museum where my favorite paining was one of a woman slicing a mans throat open. Despite what you might think my choice was not based on the subject matter but because, unlike so many of the other nearby saint martyr depictions, the woman and the man both had furrowed brows and some actual angst in their expressions. It would appear that the most popular emotions to wear when being killed in a gruesome way are boredom with a side of pouty-ness for women and boredom with a bit of superiority for men. Also the lack of cherubs and halos earns the painter bonus points. </p> <p>Lastly we wandered around the city for a bit looking for a cab but eventually gave up and hopped on a bus back to the airport where we are now sitting conspicuously in a large section of the airport seating which is empty except for us, a man who I imagine is playing suduku on his phone, and the woman from Diamonds International who is eating a burger which appears much to cheep to be approved by her employer which might be why she is eating in the airport seating section rather than in her shop. </p> Sunday http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1260 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1260 <p>Today we were a bit slower getting started and having so efficiently toured Malta on Saturday we decided to visit the neighboring town of Rabat to see some early Christian catacombs and a Dominican Monastery. We started our trek by heading toward the Valletta bus station which is a huge roundabout filled with orange buses beeping at each other and rolling backwards several feet each time they set out to move forwards. We had to wait quite a while for our bus but once it finally came we had no trouble getting to Rabat especially since the bus driver kindly yelled out "Rabat" when he got to our stop.</p> <p>The catacombs were bigger than I was expecting. The largest one was a maze of tiny passageways with cutouts in the side of the passage for children and larger chest high blocks of stone carved out in the top for adults and families. In some places there was just as small hole in the wall which appeared to lead to more room(s) of compartments. Maybe there were other passage ways on different levels that lead to these rooms which were blocked off. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1308.JPG" alt="Catacombs" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1309.JPG" alt="Catacombs" /></p> <p>Even though there weren't any bodies there (at least that we could see) it was still quite eerie and a bit uncomfortable, especially for Kim who I occasionally exclaimed "Oww!" from in front or behind me as he hit his head on the ceiling. </p> <p>After the catacombs we strolled along to a Dominican Monastery which was quite peaceful with a square garden in the middle full of pools and lemon trees and a lovely high arched walkway along the outer edge of the garden. We were allowed to walk along a broad, high ceilinged hallway inside the monastery to a chapel which I think was probably smaller than the hallway which lead up to it and had an alter full of what looked like plastic pink flowers but I think they were probably a recent addition rather than a 17th century artifact. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1310.JPG" alt="Dominican Monastery" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1311.JPG" alt="Dominican Monastery" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1312.JPG" alt="Dominican Monastery" /></p> <p>After the monastery we noticed a convenient bus stop across the street with a group of encouraging looking old people who we hopped were on their way back to Valletta. After only a few minutes at the bus stop a bus bound for Valletta did indeed appear and we had a pleasant ride back to the city only to discover ourselves in the midst of the full blown Carnival crowd. The Carnival is, as far as I can tell, a pre-Lent celebration involving lots of floats painted in florescent colors, teens in crazy florescent costumes of things like castles, flowers and lobsters and kids dressed as princesses, cow persons, comic book heroes, and gypsies. And the occasional lizard or tiger but these animal like costumes seemed to be reserved for children to young to pick out their own. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1313.JPG" alt="Carnival Float" /></p> <p>We naively followed the crowd into the city through the main gate rather than taking the long way around and after witnessing a near fist fight between two women with baby carriages who kept bumping into each other and being thoroughly squished as several hundred people tried to squeeze between some sort of food stand and the metal gates lining the edges of the street we made it to the National Museum of Archeology where we saw some headless human figures, a tiny (and rather curvy) "sleeping lady" statue which is quite old and quite famous, and some neolithic stones from the also quite old Maltese Temples with some faint spirals carved in them. As you may have guessed I was getting a bit musiumed out at this point but I did take a photo of this thing which looked like a coffee cup with a 3 foot diameter.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1314.JPG" alt="Archeologial Specimen" /></p> <p>After this we popped back to the hotel for a quick shower and headed out for dinner, this time Italian food at a restaurant that was either on its way in or out (or both). The waitress had to go and check their supply of food and wine each time we selected something off the menu. But I enjoyed the food and then lost my glove on the way back to the hotel. </p> Saturday http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1259 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1259 <p>This morning we woke up to a lovely sun shiny morning full of sight seeing optimism only to be greeted by our most dismal showering experience to date. We are staying several floors up in our hotel (based on the circuitous route from the front door to our room its a bit tough to say for sure) and the hot water only barely made it to the bathtub tap let alone up the pipe to the shower head. Adding an extra challenge to the showering experience is the step in the middle of the bath tub presumably for sitting on although given that the inside length whole bath tub is about 2 and a half feet there is barely room to stand on either of the steps and sitting on the upper one with my feet on the lower one and my knees right up under my chin made me want to huddle for warmth more than splash cold water over myself in an attempt to get clean. Nevertheless we did manage to get clean and I have since recovered the heat I lost walking around in the warm Maltese sun. </p> <p>We set out in search of some breakfast but ended up visiting the Hasting Gardens which we stumbled onto before we could find any open cafes. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1289.JPG" alt="Hasting Gardens" /></p> <p>We wandered around a bit more and finally found a tiny shop selling pies and had some particularly tasty and satisfying meat and cheese pies before setting off for some site of interest which I have since forgotten since we ended up at the completely other end of the city gazing out over the Fort St Elmo. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1290.JPG" alt="Fort St Elmo" /></p> <p>While we were trying to choose between the nearby War Museum and Malta Experience a man with a horse drawn carriage convinced us to go for a ride around the city. It was a pleasant ride although the wheels were rather loud rolling along the pavement and we couldn't really hear what he was saying as he pointed to random buildings. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1295.JPG" alt="Me and Kim and Horse" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1296.JPG" alt="Kim and I in a carriage" /></p> <p>Along the way we stopped at the Siege Bell Monument and a random botanical garden which I can't find listed among the PLACES in my guide book. We saw quite a few cats in the garden and we were wondering if Valletta might have an unusually large stray cat population until we saw a sign on the way out of the garden that said 'Cat feeding Point'. So that explains that. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1291.JPG" alt="Fort Ricasoli" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1292.JPG" alt="Botanical Gardens" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1293.JPG" alt="Botanical Gardens" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1294.JPG" alt="Botanical Gardens" /></p> <p>Next I tried to take us to St Paul's Shipwreck Church but failed and we decided to go see the Grand Master's Palace instead where we visited the State Rooms and the Armory. You may be sensing a bit of theme here involving the accidental overshooting of our intended tourism target. Our map of Valletta is about 9 or 10 streets wide and some of the streets are so narrow and ally like that when you walk past them you think 'surely our map is so small that it has left out small streets like this' and then you get to chatting and suddenly you are on the other end of the city having walked right past whatever church or museum you had set out to see. The map is indeed far mor acurate than we give it credit for. </p> <p>Anyway back to the palace. First we saw the State Rooms which were not really as gaudy and full of stuff as I was expecting but the hallway was quite nice especially since it was lined with knights. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1297.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Palace" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1298.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Palace Courtyard" /></p> <p>In the armory we saw many coats of armor and lots of weapons and conveniently enough the audio guide pointed out which ones were the most impressive of the collection so I knew exactly which ones to take photos of :).</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1299.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Armory" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1300.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Armory" /></p> <p>This for example, is the oldest known or possibly oldest existing or maybe just largest or roundest cannon in the collection.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1302.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Armory" /></p> <p>Of all the things we saw these knight helmets were my favorite. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1303.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Armory" /></p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1304.JPG" alt="Grand Master's Armory" /></p> <p>After the Palace we popped into a cafe for some cake and coffee and had possibly the most tasteless chocolate cake I have ever eaten. Then we went in search of II-Mandragg which was supposedly "the most concentrated and intense slum in the world" in its hight of slummyness but frankly I wasn't really that impressed. </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1305.JPG" alt="Malta's former slum" /></p> <p>We did pop into Our Lady of Mount Carmel Church which is a large church dating back to the 1570's which was damaged during WWII and unlike the slum the guidebook had a particularly accurate description of the recently reconstructed dome. It is indeed "worth a peek to gape at the dizzying hollowness within" which appears to have been constructed in order to "make Carmel's egg-shaped dome eclipse the spire of the nearby Anglican Cathedral". It is in fact a massive egg shaped dome completely free of any ornament or painting or gold leafing which one normally finds in old cathedrals including this one (below the dome line). </p> <p>We also popped into the War Museum which described Malta's pivotal role in WWI and WWII and was full of cool stuff like anti tank guns and random videos including one about the German invasion of Albania.</p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1306.JPG" alt="German Gun" /></p> <p>There was also a large speed boat looking thing which didn't seem to have room for any passengers but was apparently a reconstructed version of something the Italians used in a failed attempt to invade Malta. It did not seem from the description however, that the failure was due to no Italians ever actually making it to land to invade which was my chief speculation. Describing the events of the war were lots of standard museum type plaques containing narrative gems such as "The British fleet assumed responsibility for contrasting the Germans in the North Sea, the Atlantic coast and the channel, while the French shouldered the onus for the Mediterranean... France obtained that it would have overall authority over both fleets... [but it turned out that the French and English didn't get along so well and] problems were met at the dockyard [because] British measurements were used, while the French used the metric system. This problem was surmounted thanks to a special apparatus devised by a Maltese fitter." No actual apparatus was displayed but it sounds an awful lot like a ruler containing both measurements to me.</p> Here is a photo of some butterfly bombs. I don't really know what they are or how they were used but they looked cool :) </p> <p><img src="http://www.cleverbit.org/images/1307.JPG" alt="Butterfly Bomb" /></p> <p>When we got back to the hotel Kim chivalrously arranged for us to move to a different room with a working shower (yay!) except when we got there we discovered that the hot water heater had been turned off (boo!) so we had to wait a bit before showering and heading off for some dinner. </p> arrival http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1258 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.cleverbit.org/index.php?notebookId=155#entry_1258 <p>Our travel to Malta was pretty uneventful. We left work at lunch time which is a good start to any trip and caught a tube/train/bus combo to the airport. We then stood in the check in line for half an hour so that my travel documents could be stamped per the instructions on the boarding pass we printed the night before only to find out we could have gone to a different desk which was not marked in any way to suggest that they provided travel document stamping services and had basically no line at all. Kim set off the metal detector with his chewing gum and we tried eat a nice sit down lunch not realizing how little time we had and ended up having to scoff it and run to the gate only to find ourselves standing in line again waiting to board. The flight was as per usual for Ryan Air complete with a litany of items for sale ranging from food to drinks to raffle tickets to smokeless cigarettes. I did manage to start a new CIV IV game but I only had time to kill off a few barbarians and not any actual competing civilizations. The taxi that the hotel was supposed to send for us never turned up so we chartered our own cab, just one of many many cabbies standing around waiting to bring tourists to the city center, and arrived at the hotel in a speedy manner. Fortunately Malta used to be part of the British Empire so they drive on the left here which is always a particularly enjoyable experience for me given that Maltese cab drivers have the same speedy, reckless attitude that cab drivers share the world over. After arriving at our hotel we set out in search of drink and nourishment and we found a cute little wine bar where we tried both red and white Maltese wines and ate cheese fondue. Until the restaurant was overrun by 20some year old men who spent more time going on smoke breaks and leaving the door open than actually eating. Now it's time for bed but I think this bring the laptop and update the blog along the way method might be my new favorite blogging technique especially now that I have my super cool Ferrari laptop which is way better than Kim's new slightly smaller laptop no matter what he says. </p> <p>Kim has just declared that he is master of the universe so I think I'd better go and put a stop to that... </p>